hi update im not dead altho freshman year nearly tried to kill me
still pursuing degree in computer science, picked up minors in international studies and japanese language, got alright grades both semesters, still single, joined a frat (!!!)
this summer im taking some classes at a community college and studying abroad in hong kong! super excited
but most importantly i just finished rereading homestuck front to back in like a week and that was the best decision i’ve ever made
I can see the goddamn cell walls in the onion holy fucking shit
wait a sec is that
a hair in the cheese
oh my god is that
a doge in the hair
WAIT
What is this.
In the doge’s eye
Could it be?
I THINK IT IS
Oh my days there iS A BURGER IN THE EYE OF THE DOG IN THE HAIR IN THE CHEESE IN. THE. BURGER.
THAT’S A WHOLE LOTTA HOOPLAH
Wait a second.
Zoom in more, you fucking idiots.
Go onto elderscrolls.com
Click on games
Go to Daggerfall
Wait a second….
Hey Ethan Klein hereAbouteady to do an offensive himp-haJOKE get ready
?
hold up
Kongratulations, Liu Kang… now finish him….
DON’T! I’m the only one who can defeat Mike Matei in Kock Konundrum. Pleas-
Hold on a hot minute…
“Now that’s a killer burg!”
Hey, thanks for reading, guys. I know this is a longer post, and it’s not as quality as my other ones. And yes.. I didn’t tag this as long. A bit of an oversight on my part. I’ll try to wrap up this post as soon as possible.
Here’s a farewell montage to close up this post. Hopefully it won’t make this post too much longer.
(listen to this while scrolling through this next part)
I did it.
I killed my entire family.
*Brian Regan stands proudly of the mounds of bodies that is his extended family. He lets out a heavy sigh*
They’re with my comedy career now…
Jim Gaffigan, Comedian
Hah, yeah. Brian talked about it for a long time, and he finally did it.
Unfortunately, the police haven’t been able to find him… the man does deserve to be in jail. Anyways…you guys are at a comedy show, eh? We need to lighten the mood up a bit.
I think that girls should visit my house with only bras on!!!
*the whole audience laughs*
That-the comedy hasn’t started. I was just saying something before I started making jokes again. *the whole audience laughs even harder*
The lesson to be learned from Thor Ragnarok and Black Panther: spend more time on sibling relationships and less time on grimdark or bullshit romance plots. It works out much better.
Anne Hathaway’s character in Devil Wears Prada literally just starts dressing better and taking an interest in her work and her friends act like she’s an awful person who has “changed”. Like bitch THIS IS NOT A LINDSAY LOHAN MEAN GIRLS MOMENT all she did was get the new Chanel boots.
tv shows with time travel organizations/bureaus/police/agencies/whatever should have a department with instead of a tech genius eating candy, it’s a harried seamstress or fashion designer who is like
“1450 italy? does it look like I have the time to dye you wool? nO. YOU’RE GOING TO THE 1980s”
and throws shoulder pads at the hapless time agent
“I literally made three- THREE- 18th century corsets last week. You can wait until one of them gets back, or you can go sometime post-1920s, because if I have to sew one more god damn channel I will literally lose my mind.”
“Upper middle class?!?!? You told me upper class! FUCK YEAH THERE’S A DIFFERENCE!!!”
“How about kimoNO.”
“Look me in the eyes. I do not care what you want. This is the 1500s. You absolutely cannot wear trousers.”
“Another court gown?? Here’s a novel idea: go as a peasant for once in your life. Why do you do this to me? You’re fucking sadists that’s why.”
“Don’t mind me, I’ll just be up all night hand painting silk.”
“THE POLICY IS ONE MONTH’S ADVANCE NOTICE ON PRE-1900s WOMEN’S FASHION FOR A REASON, DEBRA.”
